Does each major city in India come with its own distinct personality? Netizens certainly think so! A tech professional from Delhi recently offered a fascinating and quirky perspective on India’s major metro cities by personifying each one as a character with a distinct personality and age. His observations, though lighthearted, reveal the unique vibe and emotional resonance each city carries.
To him, Mumbai is like a graceful woman—charming, magnetic, and endlessly kind. She carries herself with elegance and resilience, always ready to embrace the hustle while nurturing those who call her home. In contrast, Delhi resembles an outspoken, overconfident young man in his early twenties—brimming with bravado, a bit rough around the edges, but undeniably full of life and self-assurance.
Pune, in his eyes, mirrors a curious teenage girl who is just beginning to explore the world and her desires—eager, slightly rebellious, and constantly discovering new layers of herself. Meanwhile, Kolkata stands as a wise elderly woman who has loved deeply and lived fully. She holds on to her nostalgia and culture, enriched by memories and the romance of bygone eras.
Then there’s Bangalore, likened to a restless teenage boy—thirsty for change and always seeking more, yet often drained and yearning for calm amidst the chaos. His description of Indore adds a final layer to this tapestry: a contented 60-year-old gentleman, secure in his achievements and quietly enjoying the slower rhythm of life, having nothing left to prove.
Netizens React
The post became viral with almost 9K likes. Reacting to the post, one observed, “Hyderabad is a loud 30-year-old man in first-copy Ray-Bans who smokes daily with his friends on the chabutra while discussing business ideas and thinks biryani is a personality trait.”
A Gujju user shared a humorous take on various major cities of Gujarat. “ Ahmedabad: Chubby business uncle in Ray-Bans. Surat: Gold-drenched aunty with 3 side hustles. Baroda: Artsy chai-sipper correcting your grammar. Rajkot: A garba-loving cousin with thepla in pocket.
Bhavnagar: Retired royal who still walks like he owns the kingdom…”
Through these vivid metaphors, the techie captured the spirit of each city—not just in terms of infrastructure or population, but in the emotions, energy, and essence that define urban life in India. His take is not only amusing but also surprisingly poignant, offering a fresh lens through which to view the dynamic personalities of India’s urban landscape.
To him, Mumbai is like a graceful woman—charming, magnetic, and endlessly kind. She carries herself with elegance and resilience, always ready to embrace the hustle while nurturing those who call her home. In contrast, Delhi resembles an outspoken, overconfident young man in his early twenties—brimming with bravado, a bit rough around the edges, but undeniably full of life and self-assurance.
mumbai is feminine, a sweatheart, delhi is a loud immature boy in his early 20's full of confidence, pune is a teenage girl who just discovered sex, kolkata is an old woman who got love early in her life, bangalore is a parched teenage boy, indore is a 60 year old satisfied man
— Siddharth Bose (@siddharthbosee) April 5, 2025
Pune, in his eyes, mirrors a curious teenage girl who is just beginning to explore the world and her desires—eager, slightly rebellious, and constantly discovering new layers of herself. Meanwhile, Kolkata stands as a wise elderly woman who has loved deeply and lived fully. She holds on to her nostalgia and culture, enriched by memories and the romance of bygone eras.
Then there’s Bangalore, likened to a restless teenage boy—thirsty for change and always seeking more, yet often drained and yearning for calm amidst the chaos. His description of Indore adds a final layer to this tapestry: a contented 60-year-old gentleman, secure in his achievements and quietly enjoying the slower rhythm of life, having nothing left to prove.
Netizens React
The post became viral with almost 9K likes. Reacting to the post, one observed, “Hyderabad is a loud 30-year-old man in first-copy Ray-Bans who smokes daily with his friends on the chabutra while discussing business ideas and thinks biryani is a personality trait.”
A Gujju user shared a humorous take on various major cities of Gujarat. “ Ahmedabad: Chubby business uncle in Ray-Bans. Surat: Gold-drenched aunty with 3 side hustles. Baroda: Artsy chai-sipper correcting your grammar. Rajkot: A garba-loving cousin with thepla in pocket.
Bhavnagar: Retired royal who still walks like he owns the kingdom…”
#Gujarat
— Rajasree R (@ScalpelXSuture) April 6, 2025
Ahmedabad: Chubby business-uncle in Ray-Bans.
Surat: Gold-drenched aunty with 3 side hustles.
Baroda: Artsy chai-sipper correcting your grammar.
Rajkot: Garba-loving cousin with thepla in pocket.
Bhavnagar: Retired royal who still walks like he owns the kingdom. https://t.co/Kv6ItD8Hcq
Through these vivid metaphors, the techie captured the spirit of each city—not just in terms of infrastructure or population, but in the emotions, energy, and essence that define urban life in India. His take is not only amusing but also surprisingly poignant, offering a fresh lens through which to view the dynamic personalities of India’s urban landscape.
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